Cpt. Smurf

Ah well... congratulations. *wipes eyes with tissue* Oh well, you haven't heard the last from the Dragons.... *dramatic pause*

We always change the clocks this time of year over here. Is just natural. I'm looking forward to more light in the evenings though. It stays light to about 11 ...

Thanks to Google. Made my internet visits far more entertaining.

Hehe, lol :P

I suppose that to make a good movie out of a crap book is really asking the impossible. It was never going to work. Simple.

Yes, I think if Eragon had been a number 1 bestseller I would have lost faith in the human race.

Ok, I apologise. Don't know why I'm bothering with the argument still anyway. It's not as if it's gonna make much difference. Oh well, we shall just have to accept ...

Will be good to feel like I am doing something worthwhile. I will do it!!

If the fact that monkeys are related to humans is such a big reason that monkeys should be the next mascot, than why not just put a human? If you ...

Yes, somebody please tell me, how do you change your skin?!?!?!?! The lack of knowledge is slowly torturing me!!

Ah yes, 'tis a funny programme. We get loads of backstage stuff over here, but the contestants are too nice. I was so annoyed the British guy didn't get on ...

Yay!! Dragons in the lead!!! Go Dragons!!!

Doesn't make much difference in schools though. People wanna smoke in school, they smoke. In the toilets. Hence, avoid the toilets. Ironic, really, that schools are one of the more ...

Alas, those evil monkeys would never stand for it *makes evil eyes at huddle of monkeys in corner of cyberspace* But no matter, we can still win!!!

It can be fun!! Have you ever tried to type with your elbows or tongue?